tarde mucho en investigar 1 pero lo encontré espero que te sirva:



They are 2 and 1 Mexican cuban in a plane and the plane you will break the wing and said one of the Mexicans. diosito please make me fall in a mountain of pillows and drops in almoahdas, said the other mexican diosito diosito make me fall into many mattresses and drops in mattresses and said the cuban iozico iozico ozico and callus.



espero que te sirva suerte.

facil, aca te paso algunos:

An Italian, a Frenchman and a Mexican went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence

in English with three main words: green, pink, and yellow



An Englishman, roused by a Scot's scorn of his race, protested that he was born an Englishman and hoped to die an Englishman. "Man," scoffed the Scot, "hiv ye nae ambeetion (Have you no ambition)?"



A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?" The boy says "I play the part of the Scottish husband!" The mother scowls and says: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."



There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.



pero si queres uno mas largo:



An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Englishman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of whisky. He hands the bottle to the Irish man, whom exclaims,'' may the Irish and the English live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Irish man then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down. Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Englishman, whom replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here!''

o mas corto xD

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?



Because from a distance they looked like hares!

espero q te alla ayudado chau!!!

Three women go to another country on a tour to celebrate

their college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only

to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though

none of them can remember what they did the night before.



The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is

asked if she has any last words. She says,



"I just graduated from Brigham Young University and believe

in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the

innocent."



They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately

fall to the floor on their knees; beg God for forgiveness, and release

her.



The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words,



"I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the

power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."



They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens. Again, they all

immediately fall to their knees; beg for forgiveness, and release

her.



The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says,



"Well, I'm from the University of Kentucky and just graduated with a

degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't

gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in...."

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